Welcome!

Welcome to the Children's Section of our parish website. In here you will find information and activities from all children's groups throughout the parish. Since St Mary's Primary in Greenock is our associated primary school, news and events from there will also be found here. There is plenty of interesting information and links to other sites. Visit the fun page and try our tricky parish wordsearch. Go to the Brownies or Guides pages and find out about the groups that meet in our parish hall.

Here's a few (bad) jokes to get you started...

Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!